We once challenged David Hasselhoff to a bare knuckle sparring sesh in the heydays of his career. Within the first few seconds one swift right uppercut from ‘The Hoff’ knocked us out cold. He hung over us and said that if we ever were to create swimwear that slightly resembled his trunks from a certain TV-show he would come after us and knock as out again. So here we are.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

• All day everyday swim-ready summer short

• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles

• Two zippered pockets

• No itchy inner mesh

• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis

• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price

• Wear with or without boxers underneath

• Raised logo print