🕒 Personalised NaughtyCard Wall Clocks (22cm)

Make every second count with a bit of humour!

Whether you're looking for a cheeky gift or a bold conversation starter for your own home, NaughtyCard is the go-to for unique, quirky, and "slightly naughty" timepieces. From funny sayings to modern, minimalist designs, our clocks are designed in-house to make you smile every time you check the time.

✨ Choose Your Vibe: Ticking or Sweeping

We know everyone has a different "soundtrack" for their home. We offer two distinct movement styles to suit your space:

• Classic Ticking (The Iconic Heartbeat): Perfect for those who find a rhythmic tick-tock soothing. This standard movement provides that nostalgic, steady sound we all grew up with—keeping a busy home on track with every satisfying second.

• Sweeping (Virtually Silent): Ideal for bedrooms, nurseries, or quiet offices. Instead of "jumping" every second, the hand glides in one smooth, continuous motion. This removes the loud ticking noise, providing a much more peaceful environment.

  Note: While significantly quieter than a standard clock, you may still hear a very faint mechanical hum in a completely silent room.

Please select your preferred movement style from the dropdown menu.

🛠️ Product Features

• Size: 22cm diameter (approx.) with a 20cm visible face.

• Premium Build: Sleek black plastic frame with a protective Glass or Plexiglass cover.

• Ready to Hang: Includes a pre-installed hook for easy, instant hanging.

• Precision Timing: High-quality Quartz movement for reliable timekeeping.

• Hand-Finished in the UK: Every clock face is designed, printed, and finished by hand in our UK studio using high-definition technology.

• Power: Requires 1 x AA Battery (not included).

🎁 Perfect for Gifting

Want to send this directly to a friend? Add a gift message for FREE! Just enter your message in the box during checkout or drop us a quick message after ordering.

🎨 Want a Custom Design?

Have a specific joke, name, or design in mind that you don’t see listed? Drop us a message! We design and create all our own clocks and can customise wording to fit your vision perfectly.

📋 The Important Bits

• Eco-Friendly & Made to Order: To reduce waste, we create every clock specifically for you. This means your "masterpiece" might vary slightly from the illustration, making it a truly unique piece of art.

• Personalised Items: We print the exact information you provide. Please double-check your spelling! Accuracy is your responsibility, though we’ll try to reach out if something looks clearly "off."

• Dispatch & Delivery: We aim to dispatch all orders within 2–4 working days. During peak seasons, please allow an extra day or two for our small team to ensure your order is perfect.

• Indoor Use Only: Our clocks are designed for indoor display and are not weatherproof.