Our newest model! This angled and knotty monster is eager to hit all the right spots!

This model is available with an optional Goblin Lock technology designed by ShopDad from Only Goblins. This hole is designed to fit peg type vaculock* plugs. For Large and X-Large toys we recommend supporting the toy with straps to prevent damage to any machines.

The wandering bard is not responsible or liable for damage to machines caused by use of the goblin port.

5 Sizes to fit most adventurers

• X-Small
• Small
• Medium
• Large
• X-Large (May not stand upright in Super Soft)

3 firmness options to choose from, this may feel firmer with bigger & thicker toys.

• Super Soft 00-20 - Feels similar gummy candy
• Soft 00-30 - Feels similar to a gel insole.
• Medium 00-50 - Feels similar to a rubber eraser

The firmness descriptions for these are provided by our silicone manufacturer but will vary with size, shape and thickness of toys. Smaller toys will feel softer while larger toys will feel firmer.

Customize to fit your fantasy with a wide variety of colors and pour styles to chose from.

For a closer look at colors check out our Color Chart page and for more details about our pour styles can be found here.

This is a hand poured made to order item, production time may vary.

All of our fantasy adult toys are made with body safe platinum cure silicone and ship discreetly in a plain brown box!

Please review our Shop Policies before purchasing

* Vac-U-Lock is an unregistered trademark of Health Devices Corporation. The Wandering Bard, LLC . has no affiliation or connection with Health Devices Corporation, nor has Health Devices Corporation sponsored or approved of The Wandering Bard, LLC's products or commercial activities.

Sizing

Approximate Measurements

X-Small Thrikreen:
Below Head Circumference: 2.375" / 6cm ; Avg Diameter: .75"
First Bump Circumference: 4." / 10.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.29"
Second Bump Circumference: 5" / 12.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.57"
Third Bump Circumference: 5.675" / 14.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.80"
Above Base Circumference: 4.125" / 10.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.31"
Usable Length: 4.5" / 11.4cm
Total Length: 5.25" / 13.3cm

Small Thrikreen:
Below Head Circumference: 3" / 7.5cm ; Avg Diameter: .93"
First Bump Circumference: 5" / 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59"
Second Bump Circumference: 6.125" / 15.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.95"
Third Bump Circumference: 6.875" / 17.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.2"
Above Base Circumference: 5" / 12.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.59"
Usable Length: 5.875" / 14.9cm
Total Length: 6.75" / 17.1cm

Medium Thrikreen:
Below Head Circumference: 3.375" / 8.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.09"
First Bump Circumference: 5.75" / 14.7cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.84"
Second Bump Circumference: 7.125" / 18.1cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.26"
Third Bump Circumference: 8" / 20.5cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.56"
Above Base Circumference: 5.875" / 14.9cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.86"
Usable Length: 6.75" / 17.1cm
Total Length: 7.5" / 19cm

Large Thri-Kreen: 
Below Head Circumference: 4" / 10.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.29"
First Bump Circumference: 6.75" / 17.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.16"
Second Bump Circumference: 8.375" / 21.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.66"
Third Bump Circumference: 9.5" / 24.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.04
Above Base Circumference: 6.875" / 17.4cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.18"
Usable Length: 8.125" / 20.6cm
Total Length: 9.25" / 23.4cm

X-Large Thri-Kreen:
 Below Head Circumference: 4.675" / 11.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 1.47"
First Bump Circumference: 7.75" / 19.7cm; Avg Diameter: 2.47"
Second Bump Circumference: 9.5" / 24.3cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.04"
Third Bump Circumference: 10.875" / 27.6cm ; Avg Diameter: 3.46"
Above Base Circumference: 7.75" / 19.8cm ; Avg Diameter: 2.48"
Usable Length: 9" / 22.8cm
Total Length: 10.375" / 26.2cm

Standard Pour Styles

Split : The shaft will be the first color choice, and the base or slightly above will be another.

Swirl :  Your two color choices are swirled from top to bottom of the pour.

Marble Fade : Color 1 of your choice will be at the top, with a slight marble as it fades into color 2.

Marbled Swirl : The colors are Swirled, with a decent amount of marbling happening, as well as some overlap.

Full Marble : The two colors are marbled Randomly throughout the whole monster.

Surprise Me : Give us colors you like and don't like, and we will pick a pour style for you!