May run slightly short → consider sizing up.

The chaos isn’t in the castle… it’s in the carpool lane.

From Morning Madness to the Bedtime Battle, this one’s for the dads holding it down on the front lines of family life. The Villains Tour tee is bold, structured, and built for the kind of chaos that doesn’t come with a lightning show — but probably should.

This heavyweight shirt brings comfort and durability with a breathable, vintage feel—ready for battle in the grocery aisles or backyard.

Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide