You asked for comfort during involuntary compliance. We delivered.

This ultra-soft tri-blend tee feels like it’s already survived multiple audits. Lightweight, fitted, and disturbingly comfortable — it’s perfect for handing over half your paycheck while smiling through gritted teeth. The vintage texture gives it that “I’ve been getting robbed by bureaucrats for years” look straight out of the gate.

Whether you're filing, protesting, or hiding gold coins in the backyard, this shirt has you covered.

Details:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for government-level durability

• Soft vintage feel with a regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Printed in the USA, unlike your offshore savings

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