One inflatable flamingo and five people fighting for a spot? Yeah, nah.

The Bartlett 3.5M Hex Water Hammock is your ticket to chilled-out floating without the shoulder bumping and beer-spilling.

It’s got a solid drop-stitch build that doesn’t feel like you’re wobbling on a pool noodle, with enough room for the whole family (or just you and a six-pack).

The mesh centre keeps your bum cool without dumping you in the drink, and there’s grab handles all around for shifting it about or hanging on when your nephew inevitably cannonballs nearby.

Click Add to Cart and sort out your summer before Uncle Kev shows up with his inflatable banana again.