Eat the poor hat is for:

• people who enjoy absurd finance satire
• friends who like their merch socially uncomfortable
• economics nerds with a bleak sense of humor
• market-watchers allergic to polite slogans
• anyone who knows the joke is the cruelty of the system, not a policy memo

The Eat the poor hat is deliberately ridiculous class-war satire, not advice from a think tank. It is made for people who understand that finance humor sometimes works best when it sounds like a villain wrote the budget.

Wear it as a joke, a conversation hazard, or a tiny monument to unserious economic discourse.