This gorgeous and classy mock-metal water pipe is as dense as a black hole and weighs as much as an entire universe. Just kidding, it weighs about 500lbs. Just kidding, it's no different from a regular water pipe. 

It's just an illusion to make it look like a metallic or stone surface.

The 10.5" bong has a bent neck, just like you when you're confused in math class, to make it easier to put your mouth on-- just like you with Becky! 

This stylish and sophisticated piece stands out in any collection and is sure to attract attention. The good kind. Just like Becky. Mmm. Becky.