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• Width: 14 in. (35.6 cm) - ample enough for a good time!
• Depth: 14 in. (35.6 cm) - because variety is the spice of life!
• Cock Length: 8 in. (20.3 cm) - satisfaction guaranteed!
• Cock Width: 1.7 in. (4.3 cm) - perfect for those who like it big!
• Easy to Clean: Just a little soap and water, and he’s ready for round two!

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