STRANGELOVE Goofy Grape - Flocked 8.375" Skateboard Deck



• Artwork by Todd Bratrud
• Manufactured at PS Stix
• Hand-Screened and Flocked at Screaming Squeegees
• Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
• Dimensions: 8.375 x 32.25
• Specs: Nose: 7.0 / Tail: 6.625 / WB: 14.25
• Warning: LIMIT ONE PER HOUSEHOLD. Order more than that and risk getting your order canceled in full. Not fun, right? Well, don't be a greedy dick. Speaking of which, if you had any notion of flipping your "confirmed order" onto eBay, prepare for a possible disappointment. No one likes when people do this—frankly it's rather rude and disdainful—and WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDER we deem suspect in nature. 
• Product Description: Have you ever referred to a hemorrhoid as a grape? Chances are, yes, I'm guessing, not that it matters much anyway, but you really shouldn't strain so hard while pooping. Now, see what I did there? STRAIN. Just goes to show that no matter where you go in this tangled web of words there's always a way to bring it back to the weed.  —Cliver
• Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers come in a variety of colors and the one shown here is for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.