Did your wife have a dream of you opening doors for another woman? Are you in trouble for forgetting to do things she didn't actually mention? When you've managed to land yourself in some shit, The Apology Arsenal is here to save the day. This emergency kit gives you a choice of peace offerings depending on just how deep you're in: a stack of cash for minor slip-ups, a Target gift card for slightly bigger messes, Botox treatment for when you really need to smooth things over, and - God forbid she dreamed you were cheating - a diamond ring to buy some peace until her next bad dream.

Our (very unofficial) Harvard research suggests that 85% of the time, one of these will do the trick. Just remember, it's the thought that counts - or at least the size of the gift. Keep this box on hand for those relationship emergencies, because, let's face it, you're going to mess up...